What the hell! When did this all happen? I can’t believe how much heat I can generate. Again, when did this all happen? How come I didn’t see the signs? No warnings? No special invitation. Hello and welcome, you are now the embodiment of the towering inferno; and no, I am not referencing a disaster film from the 1970s! What the Hell?

For all of you who still do not understand the source of my heat — ask Dawn she could defrost frozen poultry on my forehead—heck, some days I think I want her to! Could it be that am single handedly responsible for global warming, contributing to the very unpopular dilemma of melting polar ice caps? Who the hell knows what else I may be responsible for melting. Damn I am Hot!

I used to think this was such a compliment—you’re so hot. But now, all it means is that I’m literally hot. Don’t misunderstand, I still look and feel good, but what the hell!?

I love this time in my life and so do many women that are dealing with the physical symptoms of menopause; however, this damn heat can be so aggravating. I have never experienced the feeling of wanting to jump out of my skin. Not being able to stand another moment in my clothes…well, not for the reason that I’m used to anyway. Not so long ago, I wanted to rip off my clothes for quite another reason.

I am glad to be in my 50s and still be a hottie, but geez, this isn’t EXACTLY what I had in mind.

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